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Torturing Mr. Leech
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 | 10/05/2011 08:04:00 AM |


Manglish post,
Kelmarin berbincang di kelas pasal cara-cara membunuh pacat/lintah... My lecturer asked me how to do so but I only answered him I have never had an experience before... That's when I realized yang bulan 9 dulu ialah kali pertama saya digigit pacat (lintah?) selama saya hidup 21 tahun di muka bumi ini...

The story goes on like this,
Last September yang time cuti, my family and I were having our vacation again to Mahua Waterfall (we're living there). So hari tu untuk menyiapkan video dokumentari abang gue, we have to got to the waterfall for some video shooting... Everything went just fine after I realized this waktu kami melepak di perkarangan rumah (cewah~)

There's something itchy on my toes and when I rubbed it, I felt something slimy there... Bila saya tengok... NAH! there it lies.. sedang menghirup darah gue bagaikan air sirap... From what I heard, susah mau buka tu Pacat kalau dia sudah start bersantai menghirup air sirap di permukaan kulit manusia... Dengan kegelian yang teramat sangat, saya telah melumpakis (jentik) pacat tersebut sehingga beliau terpelanting jauh..

Dengan perasaan gue yang kegelian+marah la sikit (sebab membazir darah saja bagi menatang nih, bagus lagi saya menderma darah bagi mereka yang memerlukan), saya ambik menatang tu dan bakar sampai dia jadi bulat mengelembung. Pastu dengan kejamnya saya letak Encik pacat tersebut di atas kotak rokok (ehem2~) dan saya kasi picit dia sampai dia meletup! (sungguh kejamnya~)


The awful thing was that my toe never stopped bleeding for about 30 minutes. Such a waste of haemoglobin! When my mother saw my bleeding toe, she asked what happened and in no time, my youngest sister explained her everything (hahaha si Ann excited).

So there are a few ways to kill that grotesque monster: by salts - hypotonic solution, FLAME, or even tobacco's fluid. Mother said tobacco's fluid the best! LOL



P/s: tomorrow ada field trip di Botanical Garden Tawau so I'm not going to have enough time to Blog (for about 2 days). Wooo~ BTW, love you readers! :D

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