“Not everyone gets the same version of me. One person might tell you I'm an amazing beautiful soul. Another person will say I'm a cold-hearted asshole. Believe them both, I act accordingly.”
I shouldn't post this but... I like how it rhymes and how much it hides its meaning...
O lay lovely my rabbit, so cute but so buff no really, this isn't a bluff! A rex with your ears proud and tall truly the one rabbit of all They call you obese But I'd disagree You binky around oh so perfectly You weigh seven pounds or maybe above But the more there is, the more to love! You're only big Not fat as you'd say I'll hug you and squeeze you all the long day Once I get to know you, You're really quite petite! Whit with a white tail, ears and feet I love you really I do! And so should you.